Blog Stats Ballad

February 6, 2009 at 8:53 pm 4 comments

Taking a cue from William the Coronor (and not feeling otherwise inspired), today I’ve taken some of the google search terms that brought people to my blog over the last couple of days and rearranged them to create an odd bit of poetry. The strangely appropriate title is the top search term.

Tornado

pigs eating grapes in vineyard
owners believe dog seen from space
cats killed olympic games
four ways dogs and wolves differ in physique
can poo dissolve in the winter

multi colored dachshunds
do dogs have emotional response to music
wet clothes in washer
are dogs better than cats state the science
kindred spirits chinese signs

dog holding wrench
what animal has the closest genetics to man
barbie with poodle dog
how can contaminated peanut butter hurt
where are the rockwilders

Entry filed under: dogs, Uncategorized. Tags: poetry, Pointless Waste of Time.

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4 Comments Add your own

1. YesBiscuit! | February 6, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Well… Where ARE the Rockwilders? (Last seen driving the Datsun with a Pomeranium in the lap and a purebreed Cockapoo in the backseat.)
2. Audie's Gramma | February 6, 2009 at 10:40 pm

Better than refrigerator poetry.

And easily as good as captcha definitions.

Zen.
3. Andrew | February 7, 2009 at 10:14 pm

Wow. Very cool. I should see what on earth comes up if I go through our blog data.

Hope you’re staying warm in MN.

A+M+M+J
4. Barb | February 9, 2009 at 4:42 am

You are so creative! Lately the top search terms for my blog are variations of “how can I tell if my dog is in season” or simply “dog’s menstrual cycles”.
Although I do occasionally get hits from searches for “sexy bitches”.