Behind the Kennel Door

February 19, 2010 at 7:45 pm 5 comments

Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie is (I think) the first mass-marketed hardcore dog movie.  The live-action film presents the story of a young Labrador who goes into heat for the first time and runs away to the city to avoid getting spayed. The movie features an all-canine cast with voice-overs provided by well-known humans including Marilyn Chambers, Ron Jeremy, Paul Rodriguez, Too $hort, Heidi Fleiss, Tera Patrick and Dustin “Screech” Diamond.

As reported at thestranger:

Director Greg Blatman told, “I did a lot of research ahead of time. My concern, as a dog lover, was for [the dogs’] safety. I talked to two veterinarians [and] a couple of animal trainers, and made sure that there was absolutely no chance of harm… For the male dogs, we used professional stud dogs… We had to check all the dogs for sexually transmitted diseases, because breeders can’t have that passed on… We’re not going to put a condom on the dog… also, it’s the female that makes the decision, so we brought in the professional male stud dogs, but Sadie only chose who she wanted to have sex with. The males could do all they wanted, but Sadie’s a big girl, and she told them exactly what she wanted, and when she was satisfied with the partner or the pairing, she went at it.”

And from the official Porndogs website:

“Porndogs: The Adventures of Sadie” is an outrageous comedy that pretends to be hardcore porn film by featuring live dogs as the actors. Over thirty of our canine friends, a chicken and a man in a dog suit star in this 82 minutes motion picture.

Sponsored by the Screen Actors Guild, think of it as “Benji Does Dallas.” or “Animal Planet on Viagra”. “Porndogs” is at once a parody on human sexuality and a satire on adult films where the dogs talk and act just like people… or is it people who act like dogs?

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Stream of Unconsciousness Stop It!

5 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Rob McMillin  |  February 19, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Can’t. Speak. Mouth. Stuck. Open.

  • 2. Chas Clifton  |  February 19, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    “professional stud dogs”?? OK, this has to be a spoof, one of them viral doo-dahs that infects the Intertubes.

  • 3. Wild Dingo  |  February 19, 2010 at 10:46 pm

    and here i thought my own dog was naughty when she was the cover girl for play pup!

    ha! nothing compared to that huzzy Sadie!

  • 4. Jan  |  February 20, 2010 at 12:23 am

    Another idea I wish I’d thought of first.

  • 5. H. Houlahan  |  February 21, 2010 at 9:05 am

    I really missed my chance to cash in on the near-constant castrati-on-bitch action around here a couple months ago.

    There’s a kink for everything now, this would have its niche.

    Voice characterizations

    Moe: Russell Crowe
    Cole: Seth Greene
    Barry White: Barry White
    Mistress Briar Rose: Paris Hilton

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