Animal “Husbandry”

March 19, 2009 at 6:32 pm 4 comments

Hat tip to BluntObject who pointed me to a atort in today’s Miami Herald.    Apparently Florida is one of the few states where bestiality is not yet illegal.  In a laudable effort to change this and make it a third-degree felony to engage in sex with animals the state senate has drafted a new piece of legislation.  The authors of the legislation felt they needed to specify that conventional dog-judging contests and animal-husbandry practices are still permissible and the Herald reports:

That last provision tripped up Miami Democratic Sen. Larcenia Bullard.

”People are taking these animals as their husbands? What’s husbandry?” she asked. Some senators stifled their laughter as Sen. Charlie Dean, an Inverness Republican, explained that husbandry is raising and caring for animals. Bullard didn’t get it.

”So that maybe was the reason the lady was so upset about that monkey?” Bullard asked, referring to a Connecticut case where a woman’s suburban chimpanzee went mad and was shot.

While I’m certainly not above a bit of snickering at Sen. Bullard’s expense, I have to say that I find this little anecdote far more disturbing than amusing.  At first glance I thought that the FL senate was engaging in pointless nit-picking when they granted exceptions for conformation and husbandry practices.  But viewed in the dim light of a state senator’s staggering ignorance of very basic animal welfare issues, their disambiguation makes perfect sense.  In fact, now I’m left wondering if they went far enough.

Has modern urban society become so disconnected with the realities of the natural world that we need to worry that conformation judges will be arrested for checking testicles on long-coated dogs or that collecting semen for artificial insemination could lead to years in prison?  Inconceivable!

Entry filed under: dogs. Tags: , , , , .

Pit Dog A Dollar’s Worth

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Audies Gramma  |  March 19, 2009 at 11:36 pm

    See my post re: the young medical professionals who didn’t know the verb “to brood” in its original and literal sense — and were remarkably fuzzy on the birds & the bees — or at least the birds.

    It’s not just alienation from nature — it’s general cultural and linguistic incompetence.

  • 2. YesBiscuit!  |  March 20, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    Yeah that chimp should have divorced that lady long ago – she’s obviously whacked.

  • 3. esaunders  |  March 20, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    Unfortunately, the anwer to your question re “Has modern urban society become so disconnected with the realities of the natural world that we need to worry …” is Yes. Most American and Canadian residents have indeed become so divorced from the realities of the natural world that such misunderstandings are far from uncommon.

    It’s part of the reason all experienced sporting enthusiastsm animal owners and agricultural pacrticipants need to be come more active in educating the public in the realities of nature. The old saying “Nature is red in tooth and claw” is still true.

    Thank you for some interesting writing.
    Erica Saunders
    My blog: Animal Rights or Human Responsibility; Choosing what makes us human.

  • 4. Shirley  |  March 20, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    That’s why I moved from Florida to Vermont. 🙂

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Trackback this post  |  Subscribe to the comments via RSS Feed

Because A Dog’s Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste


Copyright notice

All original content on this Web site is copyright © on the date of publication by this author. All rights reserved except, of course, that others may quote from original content under the 'Fair Use' provisions of US copyright law.

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 284 other subscribers

RSS New Stuff in our Library

  • An error has occurred; the feed is probably down. Try again later.

Top Clicks

  • None
Top Dog Blog
Featured in Alltop


Add to Technorati Favorites
Dog Blogs - BlogCatalog Blog Directory
blogarama - the blog directory
Blog Directory
Blog Directory & Search engine
March 2009

%d bloggers like this: