The Best Christmas Puppy?

November 28, 2008 at 9:36 pm 1 comment

Suffer from allergies?
Don’t have time to train or exercise a pet?
Hate the idea of having to deal with dog poop?
Live in a place that forbids pets?
Lack the money for vet bills or grooming?

But still think that you need a dog?


Hasbro’s Fur-Real Friends ‘Biscuit’ is the perfect solution!

What do children love about real dogs? That they can be taught tricks. No child enjoys having to give a dog a bath or having to pick up after one, but they love being able to say “sit” or “stay” and have a dog listen to their commands. Training a dog to do these commands, however, can be a long and difficult process. Not for FurReal Friends Biscuit My Lovin Pup. When you buy FurReal Friends Biscuit My Lovin Pup, you not only get a soft and furry lovable friend for your child, you get one that comes fully trained!

Retailing for between $150 and $200 – Biscuit’s a Fur Real bargain as well. Not only weill he cost less to buy than the average backyard bred dog — Biscuit’s also cheaper to maintain. The batteries you need to keep him running will cost less than even the cheapest food for a real dog his size!

Best of all — if you or the kids get tired of Biscuit — you can sell him, put him away in the closet – or even toss him out with the trash — and feel no guilt whatsoever.

He is, indeed – the best Christmas puppy ever.

Entry filed under: cynicism, dogs.

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Veterinary Hospital San Diego  |  October 1, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    This is a great idea for kids! It has helped me start to get some ideas together for Christmas.

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