Training Nemo?

May 8, 2008 at 4:36 am 2 comments

I really wish I could post myspace or flash video into wordpress.  Since I can’t, check out the link below for:

Twenty Ways to Tell if Your Dog is Evil

If your dog is evil you may want to consider a new sort of house pet.  Of course if you’ve spent years ‘in dogs’ and have become addicted to obedience trials, conformation shows, agility trials, hunt tests and other canine performance venues you may find it difficult to select a pet that will provide the sort of Je ne sais quoi that your competition dog (evil as he may be) afforded.

If so, the folks at the R2 Fish School may have just what you need.  They’ve developed the R2 Fish School Training Kit.  The kit includes everything you need to teach your goldfish AMAZING tricks like doing weave poles:

playing soccer:

or even doing the limbo!

And even SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING!

If you don’t want to spring for the video and obstacle course training set, see if this book is available at your local library:

Conformation shows and races for goldfish are already common.  If this program catches on it may not be long before piscatory performance events take the world by storm.

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Entry filed under: animals, behavior science, dogs, humor, pet, pets.

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Luisa  |  May 10, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    I LOL’ed. “Piscatory performance” — priceless [runs off to buy matching goldfish…] Wait! [slaps forehead] I could do this with SHEEP…!

    Seriously, people have asked how I train the sheep to turn left, right, etc. in response to those whistles.

  • 2. CBloss  |  May 11, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    LMAO! -^^- That was simply hilarious!!!!

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