Top Ten Dog Items You Don’t Need

March 7, 2008 at 4:59 pm 2 comments

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10. The USB Exercising Dog.  When what’s on your computer screen just isn’t enough to entertain you. 

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9. The Woofer Speaker System.  Tres chic — in a creepy, Twilight Zone sort of way.  

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8. The Pet Umbrella.  For REALLY sissy dogs – and people with very long arms. 

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7. Lucky Dog Screen Cleaner.  For those times when you really need to lick a dirty screen problem.  

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6. The Sanitation Safety Stick.  A lighted, glow in the dark poop scooper, for people who are more afraid of the dark than of dog doo.  

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5. Beef-Flavored Non-Alcoholic Beer.  For dogs and meat-loving teetotalers. 

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4. Bacon Scented Air Freshener (the website name sez it all….) 

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3. Mood Collar – for the mod dog who’s misunderstood.

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2. Wigs for Dogs.  As if dressing them up in silly clothes wasn’t humiliating enough….   

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1. Neuticles.   Yikes!  Who would think of purchasing these as jewelry items?

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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Caveat  |  March 9, 2008 at 3:55 am

    Hate to admit it but the speakers are kind of cool…I’m sure they’d drive my dogs nuts though, so I’ll pass :>)

  • 2. Amish Patel  |  March 11, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    The speakers are USB drive are great!

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