It’s a Sh*tty Job
And somebody’s doing it exceptionally well. Here’s the poop via today’s StarTribune:
This is why your mother says to wash your hands after handling money.
An employee of DoodyCalls Pet Waste Removal in St. Louis says he recently found $58 packed in dog poop, then returned the cash to the pooch’s owner.
Steve Wilson retrieved the money when he spotted it encased in poo. Wilson, whose honesty obviously far outweighs his squeamishness, sanitized the bills before returning them. News reports did not specify whether he used gloves, bags or other means to extricate the funds in question.
According to the Santa Maria Times:
The company said the money was torn, but the serial numbers were identifiable, which means the bills could be returned to a bank and replaced with new money.
Wilson is reportedly the first pooper scooper to provide this kind of above-and-beyond service to his clients. Kudos!